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Deaf Dog

A blonde found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the blonde that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month. The blonde goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The blonde says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The blonde says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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