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Redneck Calamari
Redneck Cooler!
How do you know when you're staying In a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink,
and the Clerk replies, Go ahead.
Redneck Cellar
Redneck Garden
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol Out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Moon Landing
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
And the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'
Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Weenie Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's Mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . Up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete and KC.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive shit, I'll do it."
Two hours! later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies."
That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly, KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll ! bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks are good at that sensitive shit.
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