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Divine Intervention

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh God, help me." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years. Proclaim to others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament, and if I do, can I count on you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light and replied, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as Christian now, or to instantly believe in you in this time of need. I do ask though, could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well" said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear began moving again. Not charging, but dropping to his knees, bringing both front paws together. The atheist could hear the bear when he began to pray saying; "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."