News Flash!!!

Pentagon announced today that they have formed a new elite fighting force called USRSF, United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Redneck boys will be dropped into Iraq and given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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