Yo Moma Jokes

Yo Moma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo Moma so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo Moma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo Moma so fat were in her right now Yo Moma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo Moma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo Moma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo Moma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo Moma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo Moma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo Moma so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo Moma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo Moma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo Moma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo Moma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo Moma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo Moma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo Moma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo Moma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo Moma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo Moma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Moma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo Moma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo Moma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo Moma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo Moma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo Moma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo Moma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo Moma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! Yo Moma so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo Moma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo Moma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo Moma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo Moma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo Moma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo Moma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo Moma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo Moma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo Moma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo Moma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo Moma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo Moma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo Moma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo Moma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo Moma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo Moma so fat that her senior pictures had to be Arial views! Yo Moma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo Moma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo Moma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo Moma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo Moma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo Moma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo Moma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo Moma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo Moma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights! Yo Moma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo Moma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo Moma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo Moma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo Moma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo Moma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo Moma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo Moma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo Moma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo Moma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo Moma so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo Moma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo Moma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo Moma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo Moma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo Moma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo Moma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo Moma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo Moma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo Moma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo Moma so fat she influences the tides. Yo Moma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo Moma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo Moma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo Moma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo Moma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo Moma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo Moma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo Moma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo Moma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo Moma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo Moma so fat she's on both sides of the family Yo Moma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo Moma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo Moma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo Moma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo Moma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo Moma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo Moma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo Moma so fat she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo Moma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo Moma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo Moma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo Moma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo Moma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo Moma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo Moma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo Moma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo Moma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo Moma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo Moma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo Moma so fat she was baptized in the ocean. Yo Moma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo Moma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo Moma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo Moma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo Moma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo Moma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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